他妈的

Hi I'm lily and I'm an international badass

Previously frozenteen

hugstyles:

why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

joshpeck:

alright, put the money in the bag….

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PUT IT IN

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umm, you’re facing the wrong way, sir

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oh hahahahahaha

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ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY

slutframing:

Teacher: You guys i actually have alot of homework to grade

Me:

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Do you ever just meet one person

and at first it is awkward

then you start talking

and its like

“holy crap where have you been all my life”