Hi I'm lily and I'm an international badass
why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.
on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea
alright, put the money in the bag….
PUT IT IN
umm, you’re facing the wrong way, sir
ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY
Teacher: You guys i actually have alot of homework to grade
Do you ever just meet one person
and at first it is awkward
then you start talking
and its like
“holy crap where have you been all my life”